Tell me I’m cute

Tonight I became a scene kid. I look 12 without makeup.

One of my friends came into my room and said she dropped my Black Sabbath mug and broke it and I nearly cried. I HATE JOKES.

bitchesguidetoetiquette:

Flawless logic at play

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volatiile:

First Day Of My Life - Bright Eyes

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cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

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theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

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SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS 

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opponents:

ugh

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troyesivan:

nickywirefanclub:

this comment speaks to my soul

poetry

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jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

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Old photos rule 😜

bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

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whorville:

I love how in French you don’t really say eighty. You say quatre-vingts. Which means 4 20s.

Blaze it

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