Tell me I’m cute
One of my friends came into my room and said she dropped my Black Sabbath mug and broke it and I nearly cried. I HATE JOKES.
money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
because i like you